In the great tradition of George Lucas, presents... merchandising!
Han shot first. Damn straight.

Every time I wear this shirt, at least a dozen people a day come up to me asking where they can get one. Well the answer is... right here at!

In case you hadn't guessed by now, quality is everything to me. This shirt is a sturdy, black, long sleeve Hanes Beefy-T, proudly spreading the truth in "Star Wars Gold" embroidering on the chest, in the very same font seen in the opening credit crawl for the films!

Manufactured by the leading supplier of promotional clothing to major Hollywood studios, these shirts are pre-shrunk, 100% cotton, and have a very low dork factor, considering.

My girlfriend wears one as a nightgown. Right on.

Solidarity, brother - spread the word!

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